Dudes, I just heard a great joke, I hope you guys like it!
So there's this duck right? He walks into a ice cream shop and asks the server for quackers. The nice server says, "Sorry little dude, we don't have any crackers, only ice cream."
So like the next day the same tubular duck walks into the bar and asks the same young server for quackers. The young server explains again that they only serve ice cream not crackers.
Then BAM! the next day dudes, the same duck walks into the bar and asks for quackers. The very nice server, not feeling very nice anymore, totally yells at the duck, "Little dude, if you ask again for crackers I'm going to tape you to this wall!"
Luckily a few days pass, giving enough time for this not so nice server to be nice again... Then the duck walks in... he reads over the menu on the wall, the server watches him waiting for the moment... The duck opens his little bill, and the server says, "I'm warning you duck!"
The duck replies, "Do you have any tape?"
The server replies, "No."
The duck smiles and totally says, "Do you have any quackers?"