Hey Zhu-natic listen to my riddle: If a rooster laid an egg on the top of a hill, which side would the egg roll down?

Neither. A rooster can't lay eggs! Hehe!
Squeaky. Squeak. I have arms and legs, but I never walk anywhere. What am I?

A chair!
Dude, what animal can jump higher than a house?

Any animal; a house can't jump!